reading-passion: Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
richwhitelesbian: he’s makin a list checkin’ it twice! gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
alltheselittlethings123: mycroft-queenofcake: llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face is that how celebrities feel?
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
allmymetaphors: whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
pizzaforpresident: superblys: pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
veggietalesyaoi: this article justy makesm me alugh a lot
hello students. welcome to my math class...... →
death-by-lulz: galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch.... →
death-by-lulz: nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no need to be a calcuhater